Day 4- On Limits

So if anyone besides me is actually reading this blog you may have noticed I didn't write a post for day 3's challenge yesterday. No, it's not that I forgot (at least not entirely). I just got caught up in watching Doctor Who, doing dishes, & reading stuff around the house.

I did manage to read a fanfic last night but I picked a pretty disturbing one. I thought the premise was interesting and then it turned into a car wreck. You want to look away but you can't seem to make your eyes listen. Sometimes online fiction can be like that. I didn't mind too much though. I'm used to it. I just won't be posting the link.

However I did promise to post some erotic fic sites. I don't have any specific story/author recommendations. I rarely read much online anymore. Usually I'm caught up in my irl books. They keep me busy enough. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

So yeah, if you're wanting some general ideas you can check out any of these sites:

• AdultFanFiction.net- Adult Fan Fiction, from Alice in Wonderland to X men
  
• BDSM Library- Original Bondage/S&M Stories, many might be a bit... hardcore
• Literotica- Original Erotica, multi-genre
• The Restricted Section- Harry Potter Fics, R or NC-17

Pretty much anything else can be found through the handy-geeks secret weapon: the google search.

Back to the original subject, if you're following Mominatrix's blog tonight's challenge is to use *gasp* lubrication.

Now, I may have seemed like a pretty laid-back, sexually liberated woman so far. In this case I'll have to shatter that pretty little illusion. I have only ever used lube once in my life... and that was about a week ago... by myself... while un-sober on new years eve.

For some reason I feel I should say more on the subject but even getting the word out is hard for me-

L...

L...

Lube.

Every time I even so much as write it I cringe inside. I also have issues with flavored condoms but that's a horse of a different color. (lol, I made a "pun"ny.)

I think it's just the synthetic-ness of it all. It bugs me. I have no clue what kind of chemicals go into that stuff. I might try it and wake up to find I have spider-senses, can leap tall buildings in a single bound or some other comic-bookish thing. Life is uncertain like that.

It reminds me of that scene in The Matrix when Neo wakes up in the giant human harvesting hive completely naked covered in some reddish gloop. Whatever it was it sent his naked body sliding and slipping on a hellish nightmare of a ride- and there wasn't even penetration involved.

Lube-face

Ugh.

Yeah, I'm completely freaking myself out right now thinking about it.

So, tonight will be a challenge... a real one. But hell, they say the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. An ounce of slimy, silky, completely unnatural, watery-yet-not-water substance can't be that scary...

Or can it?

*dun dun dunnnn*